Our friends at Next Movie think you’ve seen plenty of Oscar polls, but not enough Oscar pole dances. They sent their experts to Rick’s Cabaret in New York to find out what their lovely ladies have to say about the Academy and learned some pretty interesting stuff. For one, level of corruption is important for a Best Supporting Actor, which is why they’d like to give Jonah Hill a lap dance because he’s too innocent. We’re pretty sure he’d comply. The ladies also believe that due to the movie industry’s advanced technology, a movie like “The Artist” will not take home the award for Best Picture. Half-naked women think silent films are totally overrated. For more predictions and to find out which stripper name is better, “The Iron Lady” or “Puss In Boots,” watch the video below.